I'm on my way. It wasn't a redneck Thanksgiving, but it was definitely a trashy one. We gathered up all the guns in the house and took turns shooting them off the back deck. Askreddit is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. My grandmother called the cops and the whole local police force of 3 squad cars showed up. All meanwhile my uncle is burning the turkey in the deep fryer so we ended up having venison, that's all that was in the freezer.
A single can, for probably 15 people, and she didn't even bother to put it in a dish first.
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She ended up taking a swing at my dad, so he pushed her and she fell through the glass front door. Some extended members of my wife's family came to our Thanksgiving from Florida. We may have the same mother. Kinda late but I have a fun one. Funny Redneck Sayings By YourDictionary If you are in need of some funny redneck sayings, you might want to start your search by learning exactly what a redneck is. You ever heard of the cookbook White Trash Cooking?